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barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:41:55 -0700

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

thecakebar: Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:33:33 -0700

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thecakebar:

Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}

what do you want? why, the pleasure of your company, of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:30:19 -0700

what do you want?
why, the pleasure of your company, of course.

noribouu: protojammed: He doesn’t look like he’s going to be...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:06:39 -0700

noribouu:

protojammed:

He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all

OMFG I AM SO SCARED FOR MY ASS RIGHT NOW.

cezura: hannimentary au: “you don’t need to do this alone.”→...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:28:00 -0700

cezura:

hannimentary au: “you don’t need to do this alone.”
→ sherlock and joan helping will out. requested by phantasyandnarratives

thisisyouroriginality: sophisticatedlesbian: vaultdweller: lit...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:12:17 -0700

thisisyouroriginality:

sophisticatedlesbian:

vaultdweller:

littleainthecloset:

burissuka:

nicewarmbed:

peebles teach me how to be you

can we just talk about this for a minute

because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.

pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.

she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.

basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.

And this is back on the dash again. Always reblog.

And let’s not forget, this isn’t a one time thing. There’s an episode later in the series where Ice King won’t leave her along and she fucking shoots him. Granted, its with a tranquilizer but still. She tells him exactly one time to back off, and when he doesn’t, she does not even hesitate to put him down. This is why Peebs will forever be my favorite. She doesn’t put up with it, and she tells little girls that they don’t need to put up with it either.

I fucking love Peebles. She’s pretty badass all the time.

I am convinced that this is the most wholesome show on television.

askclint: thesentencetrailsoff: The Avengers: Earth’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:49:55 -0700

askclint:

thesentencetrailsoff:

The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes

Nobody needs your sass today, Hank.

scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:49:42 -0700

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:44:18 -0700

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

youwinagainmoffat: majortvjunkie: urbanfuck: fun fact: me in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:43:43 -0700

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

hungarian: i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:40:25 -0700

hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes

raspberryragdoll: chevchester: whimmy-bam: lordwatermelon: ka...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:16:38 -0700

raspberryragdoll:

chevchester:

whimmy-bam:

lordwatermelon:

kapsejs:

agnesaur:

the-mysterious-sugar-bowl:

kiibutt:

fairgroundsoldier:

#what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning

#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all fucking insane rn

I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:15:51 -0700

montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: pa...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:15:40 -0700

montypythonsflyingsurplus:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

Bullet points

I may as well ~~strikeout~~ Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

geekishchic: fetchhappened: mcgooglykins: #IS HIS FACE WHEN...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:02:31 -0700

geekishchic:

fetchhappened:

mcgooglykins:

#IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand

It’s logic, really.

shutupanddiehl: when people say Black Widow couldn’t carry her own movie

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:09 -0700

shutupanddiehl:

when people say Black Widow couldn’t carry her own movie

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:06:23 -0700

sourcer-er: End of the World by Rella

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:58:22 -0700

sourcer-er:

End of the World by Rella

captaincompetent: This is a short film/music video that I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:47:26 -0700

captaincompetent:

This is a short film/music video that I starred in last year. Do me a solid and reblog the ever loving shit out of this.

Written and Directed by Brandon Chow. The song is “Bring Da Ruckus” by The Wu-Tang Clan.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:38:47 -0700